Because we’re heading to Papua New Guinea where pigs are like gold to the people there and are the only common large mammal, we’ve been following closely the developing news on swine flu.
I’ve found a link that is really helpful as we all face what could be a global pandemic. In the interests of public health, I feel we need to share it with you.

Is this the so-called British humour? Anyway good luck!
precisely!
[...] their shift cleaning up Chernobyl. This turned out in fact to be much more serious; it was the swine flu check. Thankfully we’d ticked all the right boxes on the piece of paper we’d been asked to fill in on [...]